Chuck Norris Facts
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down
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