?X is the only windowing system that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.? ? Oscar Wilde on X-Windows

X-Windows (colloquially known as the "X Window System") is the standard graphical interface for computers running Leegnux. It is a technological marvel, constructed by geeks far deeper than thou. It does amazing and wonderful things that you wouldn't have thought possible. It runs on every operating system you can think of and several you wish you hadn't. It will display your applications to the same computer, the one next to you or one running on the friggin' moon.

It doesn't run your new video card, though it might next year or the year after. Maybe. Why don't you write a driver for it?

X-Windows (spelt with a hyphen and with an S on the end) works on the basis of "mechanism, not policy." This means that no application quite works with any other, and each one shows the artistic flair and graphic design skills of a furry-toothed programmer whose computer permanently displays a screen full of green-on-black terminal windows and a minimised Firefox for his porn. But this is a feature, not a problem.

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• Ob der Bericht deswegen mit diesem Fahrstuhl-Synthiepop unterlegt wurde weil die puren Bilder einfach nicht cool&new rüberkommen. Insbesondere ix und das Shopblog würden glaube ich sonst eher piefig wahrgenommen.
• Ob irgendjemand basierend auf diesem Bericht wirklich "angesteckt" wird. Das ganze wird doch irgendwie sehr distanziert als Skurrilität dargestellt, damit der Zuschauer leicht amüsiert mit dem Kopf schütteln und sich dem nächsten Informationshäppchen zuwenden kann
  

From Uncyclopedia's biggest morons:

• ... that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a flying fuck with 2 balls and no dick?
• ... that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't give a fuck about how does Jesus feel about him ?
• ... that Jesus loves the Flying Spaghetti Monster even though he/it's a vegetarian?
• ... that the person you see in the window above your sink every day isn't another person; it's called a reflection?
• ... that God loves you, but everybody else thinks you're a douchebag?
• ... that 57.3% of all statistics are totally made up?
• ... that that's a damned lie?
• ... that 42.7% of all lies are totally statistics?
• ... that the 70's never existed, but were simply a result of all the acid used in the 60's?
• ... that most people in western societies eat at least three peas per day? That's almost a 1000 per year.

List of films ordered by uses of the word "fuck"